Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login

YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH NIGHTWISH IF:


1. You sing “Smells Like Teen Spirit” soprano.
2. You sing “The Kinslayer” while skipping.
3. You don’t have window hangings because you made some Tarja’s outfits for yourself from them.
4. You don’t eat bananas. You sing to them.
5. You say ‘Kiitos’ instead of ‘Thank You’.
6. You can dance Anette’s ‘tribal dances’
7. You’re scared of barbers.
8. You pin your hair on your chin and play Marco.
9. You can whisper ‘Etiäinen’ lyric and you’re not Finnish.
10. Your alarm clock plays ‘Master Passion Greed’ chorus.
11. You’ve visited The Non-Catholic Cemetery in Rome to see The Angel Of Grief statue from ‘Once’ cover.
12. You learn Lakota language to find your Indian name.
13. You scream PERKELE! Very often.
14. You’ve read aaaallllllllll The Dark Tower books because Tuomas wrote a song inspired by this.
15. You wear at least 10 bracelets on each wrist.
16. You want to see where the sirens sing, hear how the wolves howl and sail the dead calm waters of the Pacific.
17. You write in a Nightwish font at school.
18. You can play the intro of Nemo on glasses or telephone keypad… or on anything.
19. You see a lonely tree on the hill, you’re taking photo of it and trying to make your own version of Angels Fall First’ cover.
20. You wear striped stockings and sneakers.
21. When someone says ‘sahara’ you start yodeling “Heyah-ueiei-eiah-ah!”
22. You’re spending all nights trying to understand Tuomas’ lyrics.
23. and you understand them.
24. You’re obsessed with Finland.
25. You stubbornly try to learn Finnish.
26. You play Tarja while yawning.
27. You wear cowboy hat and a suit.
28. You wear socks with sandals and you think it’s cool.
29. Tuomas is your god and his songs are your prayers.
30. You visit Anette’s blog 20 times a day.
31. You’ve played drunken Uno.
32. You draw comics about NW.
33. When you hear ABBA you think “Anette”
34. You “hep hep” even if Anette doesn’t “hep hep”
35. You see Anette from Storytime video in your nightmares…
36. …and Tuomas from 1996.
37. You have painted a tribal tattoo on your right arm (with marker of course) and you wear black bandanna.
38. You’re a friend of Mr Finlandia on Facebook.
39. You’ve heard Emppu’s voice.
40. You eat sausages in every country you visit.
41. You know that Emppu isn’t a human… He’s the Ring bearer.
42. You know who’s in your cooler drinking your beer…
43. You know exactly how big is the difference between Tuomas’ and Emppu’s height.
44. You knew that Emppu has a twin brother.
45. There can be only two causes of global warming: Emppu’s smile or… Jukka’s forehead.
46. Marco Hietala is not just one organism. His beard lives it’s own life.
47. You know the lyric of the famous song by Hietala and Laiho.
48. Instead of saying ‘Floor’ you use the translation of her name in your language (or if your language is English…Then you call her Ceiling).
49. You know who is very good at judo in Nightwish.
50. You can sing Marco’s “My my cock cock sucking my cock sucking taste” song.
51. You LOVE Disney’s classics.
52. Your greatest dream is to play piano “The Heart Asks Pleasure First” or you play it every day.
53. You want to dye your hair red cause you know Tuomas loves gingers…
54. You’ve seen Tuomas singing on you tube.
55. …and you’re still alive.
56. …and you liked it.
57. You wear a top hat.
58. …in summer.
59. You “feel good feelings“ and you know where is this sentence from.
60. You want to buy a Husky dog and name it Wolf.
61. …and your daughter’s name will be Meri.
62. You worship The Holy Beard.
63. Your English teacher says you have a Swedish accent (even if you’re not Swedish).
64. You don’t say “forever” and “voice“. You say “foriver” and “woice”.
65. You know where “Taikatalvi” title is from.
66. You always think about Tuomas when you see Donald Duck.
67. You think about Anette every time you see clothes with skulls.
68. You know that first verse of “Rest Calm” came from “The Talisman” by Stephen King
69. …and “These are Territories I live for” (“Song of Myself“) as well.
70. You know Tarja has a baby
71. And it’s a girl
72. And her name is Naomi ^^
73. You know who Mr Chupacabra is.
74. You don’t believe there was a time when Marco was beardless
75. …you’re sure the pictures were photoshopped.
76. You know who Sami Vänskä is.
77. You know who always uses this emoticon  ;= )
78. You know who is a vegetarian in the band.
79. You know Kotiteollisuus and you’re not Finnish.
80. You know what “The Myötähäpeä” was.
81. You know why they named their album “Once” :D
82. You’ve seen the “Large Angel”
83. You’ve seen Tuomas playing saxophone
84. …and Emppu’s guitar.
85. …And Jukka playing Tuomas’ keyboard.
86. You know the name of Marco’s newest bass guitar (the one from Imaginaerum tour)
87. You know who’s hobby is photography.
88. You remember Tarja with short hair.
89. You’ve watched the “10 minutes of Anette’s Squealing pigs” video to the very end.
90. You’ve seen Marco turning off the light using only his voice.
91. You’re still trying to find the famous “big black dot” photo without the big black dot  xD
92. You know who Arska is.
93. You know who’s Tuomas’ girlfriend.
94. You remember Tuomasdinho.
95. You watched “Wishmaster misheard lyric”
96. …and you can sing it.
97. You remember Tuomas and Tero wrestling.
98. The moments from the videos you remember the best are “EVER dare” in Amaranth, “Nemo my name forevermore” in Nemo and Anette with "that face" from Storytime.
99. You know the song “Kiteen Pallo” (old and new version)
100. You sing “Erämaan Viimeinen” on concerts when they’re playing “Last Of The Wilds“.
:iconlarryplz: First hundred.
Add a Comment:
 
:iconrunenstein:
runenstein Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Floor in German would be Boden xD "Boden Jansen" sounds awesome, doesn't it? xD 
Reply
:iconbriansgurl89:
BriansGurl89 Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Student Writer
ABBA and Nightwish? 
Reply
:icontheeltanin:
TheEltanin Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
Please, not sandals and socks!!!! :D
Reply
:iconmaweirdcollections:
MaweirdCollections Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Now I feel guilty :''D
Reply
:iconevanescentoceans:
EvanescentOceans Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yesssss! I am XD (actually I don´t have a daughter... so far) but for your next list- have you seen Marco´s ass without his pants?
  And btw, for your mom- Tuomas is perfect even with those scars or whatever on his cheeks 
Love 
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I have seen his ass of course xD and Tuomas' surprised face next to him xD
Tuomas is perfect and those scars are sexy :3 My Tuomasholism has 6 years and I'm trying to forget about him now.

Reply
:iconevanescentoceans:
EvanescentOceans Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Tuomas´  face next to him?! Wait... I only know that "Ass.Scene" from Drunken Uno.... Where do you know that from?? 
  Six years OMN this is... quite long XD
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I mean this photo oi40.tinypic.com/rac4rs.jpg
Yeah, I know Drunken Uno xD of course.

Yeah, I went through all stages of Tuomasholism... it was very hard :) Now I'm on rehab xD
Reply
:iconevanescentoceans:
EvanescentOceans Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Good luck for your rehab :D 
  Hey does Tuomasholism also include days /weeks of crying? Because I´m going through that right now for 2 months and its not that great....
  BTW thanx for that great pic :D Where do you find that stuff?
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
2nd month? That's gonna be difficult :hug: 
Yes, crying, being extremely jealous of Johanna Kurkela, drawing his portraits, crying over his beauty, writing poems about him, learning everything about him, learning everything about his family, listening to music he likes, not being able to watch his interviews because it hurts... that's all tuomasholism. Being sure he's the most beautiful, perfect human being on this planet, thinking he's the cutest baby ever, being obsessed with his eyes, with his hands, with his voice, with his smile, thinking he's the sexiest beast on the Earth. Yeah... There's a lot more :)
Why are you crying because of him?

No problem. I have a lot of NW photos, I've been collecting things over 6 years so if you need something like an info or photo or video, just ask ;)
Reply
:iconevanescentoceans:
EvanescentOceans Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wooooow thank you :D
  It feels good to know I´m not the only person on earth who is totally obsessed with him... 
Oh yes, being jealous and making plans how to kill her XD... 
  I just hope I can get through this crying time very fast because now my eyes start to hurt, I can´t sleep without crying, I had like an emotional breakdown at school today... Whew and I can´t even listen to Nightwish Music because I start to cry every time I just think of him!! 
  That really kinda sucks... And whats even more worse- I can´t talk to anyone around me because mym BF doesn´t seem to be interested in our friendship anymore, I don´t have any other friends, and my parents don´t understand me. They always think I can take everything like an adult because I really am like a grown up person, but I´m sixteen since october! And I´m not an adult person who sees everything so cool and relaxed....
  So, point is- I don´t have any people to talk with because I get on their nerves really easy. 
But hell, at least I´m not the only one with kinda that feelings and this is a big help :)

Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:huggle:
Are you kidding? xD OF COURSE you're not the only one who suffer from Tuomasholism :D
There's a lot of girls with very deep Tuomasholism, I know many of them :) 

I remember talking with a girl who believed that Johanna is gonna ruin Tuomas, that she's a bad person. She said she has evidences xD

Are you crying because you're sad you can't meet him? :C

We can talk if you want :aww: I understand you, I couldn't talk about this to anybody too, my friend was laughing at me that I'm obsessed =.= she didn't understand how amazing Tuomas is...
Maybe you should try to express your feelings into writing poems or stories about him :) I couldn't take it and started drawing him xD
If you want to talk just send me note ;) :huggle:


Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconazulon24:
Azulon24 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013
What is the Big Black Dot photo? (You're really going obcure with a few here.)
Reply
:icontr3sxbrujas:
tr3sxbrujas Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Student General Artist
ANNNND You've ordered the Nightwish book and read it a few times.
Reply
:iconrandom-rocker13:
random-rocker13 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
You know you're a true nightwish fan when you think Jukka is sexy as hell even with his forehead issues.
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes! I think he's sexy as hell especially when he drums :D And I like his forehead.
Reply
:iconrandom-rocker13:
random-rocker13 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013
His forehead is glorious :megusta:
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Is he ashamed of his forehead? That's why he wears bandanas?
Reply
:iconrandom-rocker13:
random-rocker13 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013
I think so...I mean...I'm pretty sure he got a lot of shit for it growing up, ya know? Probably makes him selfconcious as hell...
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
For me even bald Jukka will be awesome :) And this bandana suits him perfectly.
My mum is weird because she says Jukka is ugly and he has teeth like a horse :O
And you know what? She even thinks Tuomas has ugly face because he has scars on his cheeks O___O Tell me... Should I buy her medicines or call for shaman to save her?...or is it too late to save her soul?
Reply
:iconrandom-rocker13:
random-rocker13 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013
He's the perfect pirate! There is nothing he can possibly do to fix the fact he's the sexy pirate guy from Nightwish. It was simply meant to be this way.

As for your mother, it is too late. We must sacrifice her to scaretale Nettan. Anteeksi.
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Who's like pirate? Tuomas or Jukka?

NOOOO I won't let the bride cook and eat my mum :(
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconsoul-singing:
Soul-singing Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Student Writer
Well... um... now I have projects.
To google!
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You can ask me if you want :aww:
Reply
:iconsoul-singing:
Soul-singing Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Student Writer
Yes, there is that, too ;)
Reply
:icondarkdepresion:
DarkDepresion Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
OMG, this is quite simply brilliant. Brilliant, I tell ya'.
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
There will be next list :D
Reply
:iconvalleygirl13:
ValleyGirl13 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
One more, you're obsessed with Nightwish if you sing with a Finnish accent even if you're not Finnish. These are awesome, though!
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ok kiitos, I will add this to the new list :D
Btw I'm singing with Swedish accent because of Anette :O xD
Reply
:iconvalleygirl13:
ValleyGirl13 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome! :D
Reply
:iconfabi-ren:
Fabi-ren Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
this made my day!!
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
There will be more :devilish: I'm writing next list.
Reply
:iconfabi-ren:
Fabi-ren Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
oh, I need it!!
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's not easy to remind all these things xD I have 7 so far.
Reply
:iconmahlattu:
Mahlattu Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Student General Artist
I said yes to all. well not 100% all because I'm a Finn
...And I feel like a total perv o.o
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeaaah :dance: I found a completely obsessed fan! Congratulations :clap:
Reply
:iconmahlattu:
Mahlattu Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Student General Artist
Yay! :dummy: Thank you milady XD
Reply
:iconinkkiller:
InkKiller Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
To takie prawdziwe... :D

47. You know the lyric of the famous song by Hietala and Laiho. +I mam to ustawione jako dzwonek jednego kontaktu...
5. You say ‘Kiitos’ instead of ‘Thank You’. -Always. Już nawet rodzice wiedzą o co chodzi.
31. You’ve played drunken Uno.
22. You’re spending all nights trying to understand Tuomas’ lyrics.
23. and you understand them. + Próbuję pisać własne Nightwisho-podobne poemy...
54. You’ve seen Tuomas singing on you tube.
55. …and you’re still alive.
81. You know why they named their album “Once” <3
90. You’ve seen Marco turning off the light using only his voice. - Epickość ^^
93. You know who’s Tuomas’ girlfriend. - A twoim ulubionym słowem po fińsku (oprócz 'perkele") jest 'romanssihuhuja' :D

To jest takie prawdziwe... Ale paru nie wiedziałam... Shame on me... ;)
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Masz to w formacie mp3? :la: Skąd??

Ło kurcze...:iconfacepalmplz: KOMPLETNIE zapomniałam o romanssihuhuja! xDD Przeczytałam to kiedyś na Oceansouls i myślałam że umrę ze śmiechu x'DDD To słowo jest po prostu genialne... Szkoda że tylko Polacy rozumieją o co chodzi :iconeyesplz:
Reply
:iconinkkiller:
InkKiller Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Mam to w mp3, bo ściagnęłam z YT przez zapiska.pl. I potem wycięłam tak, żeby było słychać tylko Marco. :D

A romansihuhuja jest genialna :D Ostatnio szukałam tego wycinka z gazety, ale nie mogłam na niego trafić o czeuściach internetów... :< sosad....

92. You know who Arska is - Nie mam pojęcia
80. You know what “The Myötähäpeä” was. - ei... :<

Nie wiem też kto jest wegetarianinem (wykluczam od razu Tuo i Marco ^^ )ani kto lubi fotografować...
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Czy jest jakaś możliwość żebyś mi dała linka lbo coś z tą piosenką w mp3? *____* prosze...

Na forum Oceansouls to dalej chyba mają :)
Poszukam jak będę na kompie.

Arska to Anette :D Nawet przedstawiała się tak na koncertach w Finlandii "Minä olen raaka arska. Vapiiska!" XD Jestem twardzielem. Strzeżcie się!
Myötähäpeä to "zespół" jaki NW oprócz Anety i Marco założyli z kierowcą formuły Kovalainenem. Tuomas grał na gitarze, Emppu na basie, Kovalainen na bębnach a Jukka na klawiszach (mój ulubiony występ Jukki) grali 2 covery Metallici.
Wegetarianinem jest Jukka a fotografowanie to hobby Emppu :)
Reply
:iconinkkiller:
InkKiller Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Jak podasz maila, to mogę przesłać :D Epickim dziedzictwem narodowym Finlandii trzeba się dzielić ^^

Aneta - mistrz : )
A Tuo na basie/gitarze mnie zniszczył... Tak samo jak Julius na klawiszach <3 Wokalistę mieli dobrego, Apulanta to nie byle co :) Ehh, ile ja bym dała za jam session z NW...

*inkkiller reached NW fan lvl99* :D
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Kiitos :la:

Tuo sie zachowuje jakby trochę pochlał przed tym jam session xD jego mimika twarzy mnie powala. Na ostatnich koncertach z Podłogą też.
Jukka daje czadu na klawiszach lepiej niż Tuo teraz :)
Nie znałam tego co śpiewał właśnie. Dobrze gra Hetfielda.

XD A wiedziałaś kto jest dobry w judo?
Reply
:iconinkkiller:
InkKiller Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Apulanta to dobry zespół - polecam ;) np. ostatni singiel 'Zombeja!" :D
Znam ich przez fińskie radio [link], tak samo jak cała masę innych fińskich zespołów niekoniecznie metalowych :)

Byłam na koncercie na Ursynaliach i przyznaje, że wolałam patrzeć na Anetę i Marco niż na Tuo... Ale z filmików wiem, że jego mimika jest mega ^^

O judo też nie wiedziałam... :<
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
O kurcze musze tego słuchać :la:

A czemu? Tuo był gburowaty tak jak na Downloadzie gdzie ja byłam? x)

Emppu był i dalej jest świetny w judo :D Takie gnomy jak on są do tego najlepsze.
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconinkkiller:
InkKiller Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Dobra, już wiem co to jest Myötähäpeä i rozwaliło mnie to... :D
Reply
:iconreixma:
Reixma Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow. I thought I was obsessed, but looking at this list, I clearly am not. However...

*searches internet/youtube*
Reply
:iconoceansoul7777:
Oceansoul7777 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Did you find something? :D
Reply
:iconreixma:
Reixma Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Erm... I haven't had time to look yet, but when I do, I shall have fun trawling through to find some of these things! :plotting:
Reply
:iconara-grey:
Ara-Grey Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Student General Artist
Shamefully, I said yes to many more of these than I should like to admit. LONG LIVE NIGHTWISH!
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×




Details

Submitted on
February 9, 2013
File Size
7.0 KB
Link
Thumb

Stats

Views
1,779
Favourites
38 (who?)
Comments
228
×